March 2012
what the fuck do you mean April is in a few days Christmas was like a week ago
it takes me surprise every year.
EXPLAIN YOUR WHOLE TUMBLR IN ONE GIF
Hey, Sherlock. I might be wrong, but I think you’re jumping off of St. Bart’s. This makes me feel friendless. One thing we could do is turn around and walk down the stairs. How does that sound to -
*SPLAT*
cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
“As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.”
—by unknown; very true nevertheless.
“He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
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- the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
douglas adams, you genius!
